I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
