super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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