We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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