Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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