Who did Billy Mays play for?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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