With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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