i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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