i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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