A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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