i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Ladies don't puke and tell
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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