It's like God shit irony all over that family
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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