I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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