I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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