rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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