you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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