I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Randomize
