at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
send nudes
from the living room?
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