Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
