Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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