That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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