She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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