is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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