some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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