her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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