hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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