they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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