if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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