just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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