I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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