Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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