so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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