yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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