singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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