But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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