Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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