Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
