One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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