well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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