I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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