I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm both gender and math confused
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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