just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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