Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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