Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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