Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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