u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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