Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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