the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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