Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Say something about gay babies.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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