There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
