New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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