even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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