Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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