GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
